10 Gadgets Superior Than Dates
Valentine’s day? Oh please. Not only is this hallmark holiday designed to guilt geeks into parting ways with beaucoup dollars, it also separates us from the things we really love — our gadgets. Screw that. Here are 10 items we’d…
Valentine’s day? Oh please. Not only is this hallmark holiday designed to guilt geeks into parting ways with beaucoup dollars, it also separates us from the things we really love — our gadgets. Screw that. Here are 10 items we’d really love to spend quality time with on the 14th day of February. —Daniel Dumas and Jose Fermoso
1. Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano
Until Virgin Galactic gets its ass in gear, this is the closest most of us mortals will get to blasting off into space. Powered by 611 ponies with a power-to-weight ratio of less than 5.8 lbs/hp, the Fiorano can do 0-60 in only 3.7 seconds. That’s faster than a Kawasaki Ninja 500R. Yes, it’s quicker than a motorcycle. Believe us when you’re hitting 205 mph on some a backcountry road you’ll forget that conversation you had with the checkout girl at Safeway who stated “I just want to be friends.” Of course, if you’re driving around in one of these, you probably won’t have a hard time scoring a date anyway.
Price: $260,000 (est)
Cost: People calling you a douche bag behind your back
Get it: In Italy
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