Archive for January 24th, 2008

Gizmondo Not Rising From Its Grave
Gizmondo, the portable game console designed to appeal to investors rather than gamers, is back. Or it will be in the bizarre fantasy world of whoever is behind this website, based on a $66 flash template, claiming the $400 slab…

Gizmondo, the portable game console designed to appeal to investors rather than gamers, is back. Or it will be in the bizarre fantasy world of whoever is behind this website, based on a $66 flash template, claiming the $400 slab is coming for another attack run. This act of brand necrophilia coincides with the release from jail of Stefan Ericksson, who was behind the whole thing in the first place.

The makers burned through millions pitching the GPS-equipped, kid-tracking Gizmondo, now held to be a kind of VC shakedown scam rather than a viable product. Once more around the block, Stefan? Don’t take the Ferrari.

Gizmodo, the blog whose name was stolen to market this worthless piece of junk in the first place, naturally has strong opinions on the matter. It’s pretty much debunked the whole thing already, the spoilsports.

Here’s a few refreshers and other amusements for those who cared:

The definitive story [Wired]
Gizmondo Forums (suddenly bursting with life.)
Top Ten Terrible Tech Products [CNET]
Specs [wikipedia]

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18in1.jpgI’ve mixed feelings about this Complete Sports Pack for the Nintendo Wii, with 18 Wiimote accessories in one box. Yes, they seem to cover each single game known to mankind and yes, I know that everyone adores their Wiimote accessories. But this fully-loaded $45.80 set—not surprisingly by some company called Mad Cow—is strangely disturbing. Or better stated, dildonically terrifying. Or maybe it’s just my mind bringing some images back (which, sadly, some people may find NSFW after the jump.)

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See? It is disturbing: this 18-in-1 Wiimote Complete Sports Pack looks like the perfect accessory pack for Nick Rivers’ The Anal Intruder. Remember, “neverrrr plug 120V gadget into 220V powerrr socket.” [Deal Extreme]


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MacBook Air Review [Apple]

IMG_3537.JPGThe MacBook Air is driving me insane. I want it like no other hardware. It’s thin, yea, ok, we know this. And many power users have been bitching for more: 3G, bigger storage, more USB ports, and an internal drive. If you feel that way, this personal isn’t for you. I’ll go ahead and call it the most simple, focused, and beautiful laptop ever. And the MacBook Air’s shortcomings matter no more than the anguish that fashionistas endure while wearing high heels, or vehicle fanatics do when they’ve to fill up their tanks twice a week in their 5MPG sports automobiles. It just doesn’t matter to those who are smitten. For the rest of you, here are the facts.


The Basic Guts:
The Air has a Core 2 Duo chip in a specially designed package and small motherboard that help reduce its thickness. The LCD screen is backlit with LEDs, which saves battery, and allows the screen to be dimmed much lower than CCFL screens for additional battery. It has Wireless N/B/G, Bluetooth 2.1 EDR, and is available in two basic configurations: $1799 for a 1.6GHz chip, plus 2GB of RAM and a 80GBs 4200 RPM Drive. For nearly double the price at $3098, you can get a 1.8GHz chip with the same 2GB of RAM and a 64GB solid say drive module that, like all SSD, is shock resistant. There is no ethernet port, only a USB to ethernet jack that needs to be bought separately. And there is no optical drive, save the $99 optional external. For all the bitching we do about it not having 3G cellular data, Apple considered it but couldn’t fit it into the case and didn’t want to lock consumers into one carrier.

The Hardware Details:
The Air has a few notable hardware elements all paying homage to the original conceit of a stripped down laptop. It has one USB port, a headphone jack, and an external monitor port, all tucked away in a fold down compartment. The USB port is difficult to get to, and keeps fatter USB devices from mounting. Above the keyboard and screen, there’s an iSight camera for video conferencing and stills, which records to 640 by 480 res (same as other iSights). Next to each are laser cut grills. One is a light sensor which adjusts the keyboard backlight. The other is the microphone. The Air has a single speaker, but its much louder than the speakers on the MacBook (But not those on the MacBook Pro.) The touchpad we’ll address later. BTW, even the insides are beautiful (yes, we already opened it) reminding me of the Fake Steve Jobs rant about the iPhone’s CPU not being perfectly centered. Fake Steve would not be able to complain about these guts. Build quality is excellent. The general twisting you get in the frames of most laptops is practically gone. One minor quirk. The right side of my screen is not flush with the main chassis when the lid is shut. The cooling system is adequate. Using it on your lap is perfectly acceptable, temperature wise. Oh one more thing about thinness: While using the Air, you never feel that edge of the front wrist rest because it is so narrow. Very, very nice.

Performance:
Our benchmarks show it to be sufficiently fast, and between the performance of a last generation MacBook and MacBook Pro. We tested the 1.6GHz 80GB MacBook Air and several things were clear: The CPU was adequate, the 2GB of standard config RAM helped with multitasking and huge file handling, and the 4200 RPM drive was a bit of a bottleneck, especially compared to the aftermarket drives in the older machines. We look forward to testing the SSD version of the laptop. More performance details here in our benchmark post.

Portability:
It’s thin to the tune of 0.16-inches at its thinnest and 0.76-inches at its thickest. OK, you’ve been beat over the head with that, and with many sizemodos. But does thinness make it portable? I’m not sure. The thicker but smaller Sony TZ and Apple’s old 12-inch powerbook seem more portable, simply because they have the ability to fit into bags that are smaller than backpacks. And is it useful as a road machine? I think the Sony TZ is a better professional road rig, for all its storage, battery life of nearly 10 hours, and 3G data connection. But I think the Air is a much easier machine to work on, thanks to its fuller sized interface and LCD, and is more appropriate for trips to the library or sitting on the sofa because of how sturdy it feels being carried in one hand. In this way, it is perfectly spec’d for the majority of the world. (Sorry power users. Few consumers are going to spring 70 a month for 3G, as cool as it is.) The rest of us can lug a USB hub, someone will come out with an external magsafe battery pack, jack in a USB 3G data modem, and turn the Air into a monstrosity. You could also get a MacBook Pro. The Air is a focused machine that does the basics in a form factor that fits in with sheets of paper, magazines, and other stuff you’d toss into a backpack. It works.

New Magsafe:
The 90 degree bend is much nicer than the old version, which always wore quickly near the seam. That bend does make it a tiny harder to snap into place, since the magsafe is under the Air. Oh, one note: Your old Magsafe adapters fit, but the plug is a bit too big and when you rest the Air on a table, it knocks it off.

Multitouch:
The version of Leopard that ships with the Air supports iPhone like multitouch on that massive ol trackpad. It’s almost 5 inches diagonal vs about 4-inches on other Apple notebooks, but the touchpad bar is thinner than usual and takes a minute to get used. It supports basic two finger scrolling like in the current Mac laptops, but adds interesting features:

•Rotating two fingers in iPhoto or Preview rotates the image.
•Three finger swipes up and down or side to side work much like a next or previous arrow keys, switching between images in photo programs, web pages in safari, days in iCal.
•The iPhone’s Zoom in and out using pinch and spread gestures works too. In Safari, it increases/decreases the font size.
•Multitouch support is not generic. In Firefox, all the tweaks in Safari don’t work.
•We tried to install the Air’s version of Leopard onto a MacBook to see if we could get multitouch activated on an older machine. Predictably, no dice; the disc wouldn’t install on a non Air machine.

Remote Disc vs the External Superdrive:
Apple’s Remote Disc grants the optical-less Air to borrow a networked computer’s optical drive. comes on the install disc, and is a hefty install, and it includes PC and Mac versions. Remote drive doesn’t support a lot of multimedia playback over the network: It can’t rip CDs or DVDs by iTunes or Handbrake, doesn’t support even basic playback. It’s functional for installing programs, but not versions of windows that need to be installed from bootcamp. Plus, each time you use the remote drive, you’ve to get permission via a prompt on the non-Air machine’s screen. Very Vista like. For these reasons, I advocate anyone who gets an Air to get the accompanying superdrive, not only for the road, but for the tons of critical things you can’t do without it at home. It reads CDs at 24x, burns CDs at 24x, burns DVDs at 8x, and Double Layer DVDs at 4x. (It does not, however, work with other Macs.)

Keyboard and Screen:
Apple’s full Keyboard and LCD Screen give the Air a footprint bigger than that of the competition. Counterintuitive, but it works. That nagging feeling you get when you’ve to tuck into a few hours of work into a subnote’s little interfaces are gone, so I’d have no hesitation using the Air for 8 hours a day. The keyboard is backlit, and black, perhaps as a homage to the titanium notebooks from Apple a few generations back. (And will be useful in keeping the keys from looking disgusting after a few months.) The spacing is the same as that on the standard MacBook, which I like, it has arrows and the updated dashboard, expose, and spaces buttons on top. The keyboard is also backlit, and uses the ambient light sensor to change its brightness.

The battery ain’t that bad:
The 34 watt internal battery of the Air has been a point of contention for pros who do lots of field work. That’s fair, considering this is a highly portable machine. You shouldn’t worry. We took that mom apart and found it was far easier to deconstruct than any notebook Apple’s ever made. With a small philips head screwdriver, the thing takes 5 minutes to disassemble. And the battery was simple to swap, no glue, just a few screws. I even think the aftermarket can make a new aluminum base that allows for battery swaps. I’ll update this post with battery life info very soon, but a preliminary test shows that it’s slightly lower in capacity than what Apple’s 5 hour rating. (No surprise.) We’ll see if using 3G on this smallish battery (fine for the low power system itself) go to mush with serious use.

Value:
It’s hard to put a price on such a thin, simple and interesting machine. The $1799 MacBook Air with a 1.6GHz, 2GB of RAM, and 80GB of space is not a deal, but this is the lightest OS X machine out there. $3098 for the 64GB of SSD and a relatively meaningless bump to 1.8GHz is ridiculous. If this is a secondary machine, you shouldn’t pay more for this than a more powerful and capable MacBook Pro. For comparison, some SSD laptops include 128GB of storage for $3k.

How it fits into your life:
As a pro writer, I’d never be able to depend on this machine for each day use. (In the field, I carry half a dozen batteries and backup 3G modems.) This machine’s mainstream appeal shouldn’t be underestimated. Some might call it the iPod of computing. It’ll never be my primary, that’s obvious. And while I usually use my old machines as secondaries, I find myself each day more and more unable to resist buying one of these first, and figuring out where it fits into my life second. I’ve just never been that rational of a person, and I’m fine with that.


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Nintendo Profits Nearly Double on Strength of Wii Sales
Nintendo released its fiscal numbers for the last nine months today, coming in at nearly 2x their profit from the year before, up 96.3% to $2.43 Billion, and nearly all of it based on the strength of sales of the…

Mario_jumps_on_money_squeal_wired_2Nintendo released its fiscal numbers for the last nine months this day, coming in at nearly 2x their profit from the year before, up 96.3% to $2.43 Billion, and nearly all of it based on the strength of sales of the Wii system. The company estimates that it will make $2.58 billion in profit by the end of the fiscal year. If the pent-up demand for the console continues, and you add it to a couple of games that are highly anticipated, like Super Smash Bros. Brawl, that estimate could be blown out of the water.

The company stated that it has sold 20 million Wii’s throughout the world since it was released in the 2006 Christmas season, and 14.29 million of them have been sold in the latest three quarters alone.

A significant part of the system’s market growth is being attributed to the fact that it has caught on with different segments, such as senior citizens and older adults. These are groups that never had an interest in video games but have been quickly charmed by the simple Wiimote control scheme and the system’s accessible games.


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Rumor: Best Buy Dumping 80GB PS3, Will Only Sell 40GB Version [Rumor]

ps340only.jpgOne of the nice things about the Wii is that there’s only version to buy. Luckily for Best Buy shoppers in the market for a PS3, they’re about to get that same convenience. According to a supposedly leaked internal memo, Best Buy is only going to carry the non-backward-compatible 40GB version of the PS3 as of the end of this month. Shitcanning the 80GB model makes sense, actually.

PS3 sales didn’t really get going until it hit the $399 pricepoint, and it undoubtedly outsells the more expensive 80GB version far and away, which is just sucking up Best Buy’s valuable shelf space that could be used for, say, more 40GB models. White ones. See, fans of “choice,” Sony has you covered. Everyone likes picking colors. [PS3Fanboy via Max Console]


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